hey just came here to post some yo mamma jokes. dun take it too serious =)
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
yo mamma's so fat wen she stands on weighing scales it reads to be continued.
Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.
Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat people call her moses, cause every time she steps in water it parts!
Yo mama's so poor when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed
Yo mama's so poor when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard
Yo mama's so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,"hey who turned off the heater?"
Yo mama's so poor when I went into her house a cockroach tripped me and an ant stole my wallet.
LOL
- †jiaan†™